Warning: this is not a movie review for X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Dedicated to: Polverone (number 1 fan of Wolverine since childhood)

10. Whenever he walks with his legs in view (with or without pants), your jaws drop. You don't scream anymore like a teeny bopper.

9. Whenever his face appears close up on screen, especially with his killer brows, even when he's all DIRTY and OILY, you let go of your movie date's hand and just want to grab Hugh's face with both hands and kiss him.

8. You never liked Schwarzenegger-type of muscular men all your life, until Hugh Jackman became the FIRST and ONLY exception.

7. You've always loved JOHNNY DEPP and JAMES FRANCO, and admired older men like Robert Downey Jr., but you never fantasized at least making out with them. Until Hugh Jackman appeared even in his 'ugliest' angle, the word 'BED' came to your CONSIDERATION (read: CONSIDERATION, not DESIRE).

6. You won't have a hard time anymore answering these questions:
a. Who is the ultimate hottest star for you (and when ONLY one anwer is required).
b. All other 'fantasy' questions (vague).

5. You don't care about what other girls/women might say against him. You BELIEVE they have the WORST taste in the world. And that's an established fact for you. You might even be happy about it because there are less competitors than that of Johnny Depp.

4. Yes, you may be fantasizing him but you're still thinking of having a decent SERIOUS date with him. And if that happens, you just show your PURE RESPECT to him and keep those useless fantasies to yourself.

3. When Logan (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) loses his memory, you unconsciously BREAK UP with your movie date (I'm really sorry...).

2. You retract your breakup proposal with your movie date and convince him to invite Hugh Jackman to a three-person private party. Besides, you're both fans!

1. You blog about it to release your inhibitions and hope for the return of your sanity because this might just be some infatuation with someone who doesn't know YET that you exist.